Yes I am going to inflict my sense of humour on you all. Sometimes we need to laugh. In Dialectical Behavioural Therapy (DBT) there is a skill called Opposite Action where we do something to make us feel the opposite feeling. So I thought I’d produce some humorous (in my opinion) content to help. Good luck to you all reading this.
Bare with me. I find them funny.
How do you make Pikachu get on a bus? Pokemon
Who designed King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference
What do you call a pig who does Karate? A pork chop
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
What do you call an acid with attitude? A-Mean-O acid (ammino acid, yes its a science joke, it may not be the last)
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the guts
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn
What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB
Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just Kitten
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music
Memes and things
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I used to think I was indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost the case.
Velcro – what a rip off.
She had a photographic memory but she never developed it.
I’m a natural sleeper. I can do it with my eyes closed.
I lost my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about it.
I bought a boat because it was for sail.